FUNNY MARRIAGE TIPS FOR WIVES

Women are strange creatures. They expect, and when they expect, they want. When they want something and they don't get it, they get annoyed and depressed. They miss that crucial step of telling the person that they expect something from, that they expect it. And that little step leads to many many arguments and fights that are both unnecessary and frankly, quite irritating. So, for all you wives, or newlyweds, here are some funny tips for a successful marriage that you would like to exercise for sure.

• Be glad that you're not the center of your husband's universe, once in a while. Imagine having him around you all the time, not being able to have some alone time (read, gossip time with the girls).
• Let him make the important decisions like what car to buy and what's the best (insert electronic item name) in the market, unless you're well versed with the stuff.
• Don't ever tell him that you think a bald man is sexy or a guy with a mustache looked really appealing if you don't truly think so. The next thing you know, he might go bald or begin to grow a mustache!
• Spoil him by doing all the household chores, taking care of the kids, running errands, and letting him just come back home, eat, watch TV and go to bed, for some days. If the guilt over your hard work does not kick in within a few days, you can always go shopping at his expense!
• Don't be extremely chirpy if he's had a hard day and you've been at home. No matter how hard you work at home, you're bound to be a little, tiny bit more relaxed than him. So give him a break and throw in a foot massage and back rub once in a while.
• Men love sports, period! If you don't, then don't try to understand it. Or worse, don't try to get your husband to do something during a live game, that you know can wait for a little longer. He'll be annoyed and won't do it properly. That's all the fuel that's required for an argument that you can never win.
• Try your hand at fixing something yourself. Even if you're not sure how to do it, and especially if you want him to do it. You'll do a shoddy job, and when you show him your handiwork, there's little chance that he'll be able to resist the urge to show you 'how it's really done'. Major ego boost for him and you'll get the work done too!