FUNNY MARRIAGE TIPS FOR HUSBANDS

Sure your wife married you because she loves you and she obviously still does. But that does not mean that she loves everything about you. There are definitely some things that she absolutely cannot stand about you. You'll want to steer clear of doing any of those, especially when she's already upset or busy. Given below is a list of some tips that you might want to remember, to avoid unnecessary conflict.

• The wife is always right. Even when she's wrong, tell her that she's right. She'll go on a major guilt trip when she realizes that she's wrong and you'll be the bigger person.
• Find diplomatic ways of telling her that she could do with some weight loss. Never tell her directly that she looks fat in something that she's wearing. The most popular way to do it is go "You look fine, but don't you think the other one brings out the color in your eyes better?" or some equally efficient variation of it.
• Always pick up after you eat, change clothes, or fix something. There's nothing more annoying to a wife than having to clean up after a sloppy husband.
• Never assume that she's in charge of preparing all the meals. So don't walk into the house and proclaim that you're really hungry and want to know 'what's for dinner?'. She gets tired too and might appreciate your help in preparing the meal.
• No matter what she says, a woman always appreciates a gift more than the thought of you getting it for her. So next time, don't simply tell her that you 'thought' about getting her something. Go ahead and actually get it for her.
• Women don't understand the importance that men give to sports. So don't try to explain it to her by simply staring at the TV while she does all the work. Plan all your share of the work around the time of the matches. She can't complain about it then.
• Forget important dates like birthdays, anniversaries, bill payments, kids' doctor appointments, school programs, etc. This way, she'll give you such a hard time about it, you won't have a choice but to remember it the next time.
• Take off your wedding ring, for whatever reason ONLY if you want to ensure that you NEVER win an argument with your wife ever again.
• Encourage kids to act silly by laughing at their antics if you want to test their moral fiber. They'll fail miserably and they'll take you down with them when they're grounded or punished!